Herschel Walker is Dumb but also Unintentionally Hilarious

November 24, 2022 3:52 am | Elections, Republicans | 0 comments

Happy Thanksgiving! we are only days before the Georgia Senate runoff and remember, “This erection is about the people.”  You heard that right. Don’t skip voting for Warner just because you’re not in the mood. It is about the people!

Herschel Walker smiles through his limp appearances with the likes of Ted Cruz, Lindsey Graham and other notables, who are as stiff and painful to watch as ever.  I guess it’s just hard being Herschel Walker these days. He can’t talk without producing wads and loads of unintentional humor. I guess the actual climax will be the December 6th runoff election, but this part is fun too. I’m predicting that Warnock wins the election and all of Herschel’s kids (the ones he didn’t force the mothers to abort) will then get acknowledged by him in a spurt of honesty. The mothers of all his children (women he pretends not to know) can only hope.

New evidence from one of the women he forced to get an abortion includes “… unseen letters, audio recordings and pages of her personal diary that she said were evidence of their relationship, which he has denied.”

From the Guardian:

“…new evidence of the relationship between the woman and the former college football star included a voicemail recording in which Walker was purported to say to her: “This is your stud farm calling, you big sex puppy you”.

It’s funny, but also terrifying that he could actually be elected a US Senator. We have to prevent that.  Arouse yourselves and Get out and vote Georgia!

Obviously, I encourage everyone to vote for Senator Raphael Warnock. He’s smart, and already a Senator, and he knows what he’s doing and he’s not embarrassing on a daily basis.

Early voting starts state-wide on the 28th, but in many counties you can already vote starting as early as the 22nd, hopefully on Saturday (as long as the RNC loses their emergency petition to disallow people to vote) and then on up until the 6th. Check your county’s voting website.

#Erections #Elections, #Herschel #Walker #GeorgiaSenateRunoff #SexPuppy #Arousal

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